After attending the Free Transcendental Meditation Webinar last night, they started to send me boilerplate invitations to spend money. This is my response.

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Hi Gordon, 

Last Friday I took my cat to the vet and they said, “we’re gonna need $1200 to fix her”. 

And I said: There’s not a possible way, not even if it’s a matter of her life and death. 

We settled on addressing symptoms for a couple hundred. 

The situation here is remarkably similar. 

I asked my new AI friend about it. She said:

I’m going to have to run with that for the TiMe Being. 

I’m not completely averse to spending anything at all, and would be happy to hear alternative proposals to just handing over a thousand bucks I don’t have. But I leave that in your hands, as I begin my own hopeful path toward transcending this morning, either way.

Walk in peace, 

Vairtere