Source and context, courtesy GG.

If I really were a Putin puppet, maybe I’d ask him nicely to invade Arkansas next, so that CNN would dress up in their pretend correspondent uniforms and interview some mothers and children there. Could your heart-strings take it?

I’m coming on down from this brief cycle of political ranting, which has been brought to you by the American Free Womb Association, our good friends at Pfizer and Lockheed-Martin, and in particular the sound of liberal american manhood crawling all over itself to try to prove what good allies they are to their wives, mothers, aunts and everyone else capable, though not always willing, to be popping out a fresh puddle of placental humanity into this vale of tears.

I started that sentence trying to change my own subject.

I failed.

Please pray for my sanity.