Seen here through glass he speckled himself …
… because even though he’s spayed, he still sprays. (Let us spray.)
His name is pronounced exactly the same as RNG, or Random Number Generator, a terminology which has evolved, in gamerspeak, into
RNGeezus/christ
An entity embodying the divine aspect of blind chance, or as some would have it: “Luck”, and as luck would have it
He was born
in
Oklahoma
His wife’s name’s old Betty Lou Thelma Lynn
He’s noott responsible for what he’s doin’
His mottthhher made him, what he is
(chorus)
And it’s up against the wall
redneckMother