Dibs On Malignantler.
Rangifer pseudoparvus was not a reindeer nor even a caribou.
On the other hand sinter klaas wasn’t even real, at least not according to The Science.
Elsewise, what I think it would take if that’s what you really want.
Not that I’m imagining it actually is.
Fuck scripts anyway and have yourself a merry little trashday.