Sometimes I pout about my truck not having a winch, but listen.

I’d rather have no winch at all than a completely useless, violently expensive one that just exists ornamentally as a pure status symbol.

And that’s even without the new truck insisting it knows better than the driver, and stubbornly turning its whole six-figure self into a brick of immobilized metal, which must be rescued by professionals.

At further expense.

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Later in the video, I learned that it could possibly be smarter to spend the pout money on one of these.

And keep pining, about the right winch.