Until five minutes ago I didn’t know this was even possible.

Thus begins, officially, the month of small twisted miracles.

If you zoom in real close you can see the old radio antenna, just barely bending.

Let me tell you, that made one hell of an unholy racket hitting the roofline.

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Edit: And look. To the right.

There’s a hundred feet of clear paved driveway there.

For now.

I think I might build a tiny house on it.

Watch me.