Queer Little Wars

Chappell Roan Pisses Off Libs By Failing To Endorse Kam

I couldn’t name a single song by either Chappell or Taylor. So this is not music criticism.

 

 

 

 

 

It is to say that I choose Team C anyway, not only because Fuck The Government, but also because fuck the centrists like this one who went to Georgetown and throw around words like “horrific” and “privileged” without having any earthly clue what real horror looks like or what privilege even consists of.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Exactly like the well-paid White House spokesLiar screeching about “misinformation”, when it is clear to everyone in the room that she doesn’t know what it means, but desperately attempting to use it as a deflector shield anyway moments before hauling ass out of the briefing room, utterly humiliated and yet somehow still stupidly defiant.

America, everybody.

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While we’re on the vitally important subject of pop stars and their political opinions, I might as well come out and endorse Waylon Jennings over Garth Brooks right now.

And I hope Neil Young will remember, a southern man don’t need him around, anyhow.

(You’ll have to pry my copy of Powderfinger out of my cold dead hands though.

When the time comes.)