Out here where a friend is a friend (Whoopi-ty-aye-oh.)

Alright. So let’s fix this.

There are two cats.

OneTwoThreeFour cat, and UnDeuxTroisQuatre cat.

At some point in their journey they need to cross a river.

One of them makes it and one of them doesn’t.

Which is which?

Well, OneTwoThreeFour cat makes it, because:

UnDeuxTrois Quatre Cinq.

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Now baby.

During the setup of this joke …

At no point before the very last word, or “punch line” as we say …

Can you use the word sank/cinq.

Otherwise it loses all punch.

I hope this helps, and I say this both ironically and un-ironically.

I love you.