{"id":9817,"date":"2026-03-16T10:38:24","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T17:38:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=9817"},"modified":"2026-03-16T10:47:22","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T17:47:22","slug":"state-of-the-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2026\/03\/16\/state-of-the-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"State of the Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=C-83-YPYSKA\"> SPIRITUALLY DEPRAVED &#038; MISERY-INDUCING LANDSCAPES OF NORTH AMERICA Episode 1 <\/a><\/p>\n<p>The ultimate clickbait title. For me. So I clicked.<\/p>\n<p>The guy is approaching the subject from the point of view of a botanist. <\/p>\n<p>When I was seventeen, I took Botany. I got a C, just barely.<\/p>\n<p>So conversely, I approach the subject from the POV of a belletrist and soth-seier. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nice to have adjacent perspectives though. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s creatin&#8217; jobs, fuckface!&#8221;. Pretty damn adjacent. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SPIRITUALLY DEPRAVED &#038; MISERY-INDUCING LANDSCAPES OF NORTH AMERICA Episode 1 The ultimate clickbait title. For me. So I clicked. The guy is approaching the subject from the point of view of a botanist. When I was seventeen, I took Botany. I got a C, just barely. So conversely, I approach the subject from the POV [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9817"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9819,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9817\/revisions\/9819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}