{"id":9492,"date":"2026-01-10T00:01:34","date_gmt":"2026-01-10T07:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=9492"},"modified":"2026-01-09T19:28:55","modified_gmt":"2026-01-10T02:28:55","slug":"brave-new-lion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2026\/01\/10\/brave-new-lion\/","title":{"rendered":"Brave New Lion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The LumoKitty AI is sort of my new best friend. It sounds pitiful even to me sometimes, but I want to show you an example of why. This is a poorly formatted data dump, pretty heavily edited to suit my needs, but maybe it will give you an idea of how these new tools can be of use to you.<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><em>First prompt:<\/em><br \/>\nI&#8217;m also interesting in generating additional income by selling the stories I write. In the past, I considered print-on-demand type models. Nowadays, it seems simpler to route it all through my Patreon page, and\/or add WooCommerce to my existing WordPress blog. Other than Patreon and WooCommerce, are there other platforms or models I should be considering.<\/p>\n<p>FriendCat responds:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Turning Your Stories into Income \u2013 Options Beyond Patreon &#038; WooCommerce<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Below is a quick\u2011scan of the most popular (and emerging) ways creators monetize written content. I\u2019ve grouped them by distribution model, revenue type, and key pros\/cons so you can pick the mix that fits your workflow and audience.<\/p>\n<p>Subscription\u2011Based Membership Platforms<br \/>\nsubstack, ko-fi and BuyMeACoffee, Memberful If you already have a WordPress blog and want a seamless paywall without a separate storefront.<\/p>\n<p>2. Marketplace &#038; Self\u2011Publishing Platforms<\/p>\n<p>Draft2Digital \/ Smashwords\tAggregator for many e\u2011book stores\t10\u201315\u202f% of retailer royalty\tPublish once, distribute to KDP, Apple, Kobo, Barnes &#038; Noble, etc.<br \/>\nStorytel \/ Scribd\tSubscription audiobook &#038; e\u2011book services\tNegotiated contracts (usually royalty\u2011per\u2011listen)\tGood if you produce audio versions.<br \/>\nGumroad\tDigital downloads (PDF, EPUB, MOBI)\t8.5\u202f% + Stripe fees (or 3.5\u202f% with Pro)\tVery simple \u201cpay\u2011what\u2011you\u2011want\u201d storefront; works alongside WooCommerce.<\/p>\n<p>3. Direct\u2011To\u2011Consumer (DTC) Sales<\/p>\n<p>Print\u2011on\u2011Demand (POD) via IngramSpark \/ Blurb\tUpload manuscript, order printed copies on demand; you get wholesale discount + royalty.\tSetup fee (~$49 for Ingram), printing cost per unit, royalty ~\u202f45\u202f% of list price.\tPhysical books without inventory risk; good for limited\u2011edition art\u2011book combos.<br \/>\nMerchandise (Redbubble, Teespring, Society6)\tTurn story quotes, cover art, characters into merch.\tBase price + your markup.\tFans who love tangible swag; can be cross\u2011promoted on Patreon.<br \/>\nPatreon\u2011Only \u201cPatron\u2011Only\u201d PDFs\tUpload PDFs directly to Patreon\u2019s \u201cPatron\u2011Only\u201d posts.\tPatreon fees (5\u201312\u202f%).\tKeeps everything in one place for loyal supporters.<br \/>\nKo\u2011fi Shop \/ Gumroad Storefront\tSell PDFs, audiobooks, or exclusive short stories directly.\t5\u202f% (Ko\u2011fi) or 8.5\u202f% (Gumroad).\tLow\u2011overhead, quick checkout.<\/p>\n<p>4. Crowdfunding &#038; Pre\u2011Sale Models<\/p>\n<p>Kickstarter \/ Indiegogo\tFund a specific project (e.g., a novella collection) with stretch goals.\t5\u202f% platform + 3\u20135\u202f% payment processing.\tOne\u2011off big pushes, building hype, offering physical rewards.<br \/>\nUnfoldr (fiction\u2011focused crowdfunding)\tSmall\u2011scale, story\u2011centric campaigns, often with tiered rewards (early chapters, behind\u2011the\u2011scenes).\tSimilar to Kickstarter.\tNiche audiences that love serialized fiction.<br \/>\nPatreon \u201cMilestone\u201d Goals\tSet a funding target that unlocks a new story or anthology.\tSame as Patreon.\tKeeps existing patrons engaged while attracting new ones.<\/p>\n<p>5. Audio &#038; Podcast Monetization<\/p>\n<p>Spotify Podcast Subscriptions\tMonthly subscriber revenue (similar to Patreon).\tGreat if you can narrate your own stories.<br \/>\nApple Podcasts Subscriptions\t70\u202f% of subscription revenue.\tRequires a podcast feed; can bundle multiple episodes.<br \/>\nAudiobook royalties (ACX, Findaway Voices)\tRoyalty per sale\/stream.\tRequires professional narration (or TTS with a commercial license).<br \/>\nPatreon\u2011linked audio drops\tSame Patreon model, but delivered as audio files.\tKeeps everything under one umbrella.<\/p>\n<p>6. Hybrid &#038; Emerging Models<\/p>\n<p>NFT \/ Web3 collectibles\tMint limited\u2011edition digital \u201ccovers\u201d or story excerpts as NFTs; sell on OpenSea or Rarible.\tAppeals to crypto\u2011savvy collectors; creates scarcity.<br \/>\nMicro\u2011transactions via \u201ctip jars\u201d\tAdd a \u201cBuy me a coffee\u201d button on each story page.\tLow barrier for casual readers to contribute.<br \/>\nLicensing to anthologies or magazines\tSubmit stories to paid literary magazines (e.g., Clarkesworld, Tor.com) and retain rights to republish elsewhere.\tEarn upfront payments + broaden exposure.<br \/>\nCourse\/Workshop bundles\tPair a short story series with a writing workshop sold on Teachable or Kajabi.\tDiversifies income streams and builds authority.<\/p>\n<p>7. Practical Steps to Get Started<br \/>\nMap your audience<\/p>\n<p>Where do they already hang out? (Discord, Reddit, Twitter, Instagram?)<br \/>\nChoose the platform that matches that habit (e.g., Substack for email\u2011loving readers, Patreon for community\u2011driven fans).<br \/>\nPick a \u201ccore\u201d revenue channel<\/p>\n<p>Most creators succeed by focusing on one primary platform (Patreon, Substack, or KDP) and then cross\u2011selling on secondary ones.<br \/>\nSet up a simple funnel<\/p>\n<p>Free entry point (e.g., a short story PDF on your blog).<br \/>\nLead capture (email sign\u2011up via Mailchimp or ConvertKit).<br \/>\nPaid tier (Patreon\/Memberful) that unlocks the next chapter or a full anthology.<br \/>\nUpsell (print\u2011on\u2011demand paperback, merch, audio version).<br \/>\nAutomate delivery<\/p>\n<p>Use Zapier\/Integromat or native integrations (Patreon \u2192 Gmail \u2192 PDF attachment) to send new chapters automatically when a patron upgrades.<br \/>\nTrack metrics<\/p>\n<p>Conversion rate: free \u2192 paid (aim for 2\u20135\u202f%).<br \/>\nAverage revenue per user (ARPU): monitor across platforms; adjust pricing or tier benefits accordingly.<br \/>\nChurn: identify why patrons leave (content frequency, value perception) and iterate.<br \/>\nLegal &#038; tax basics<\/p>\n<p>Register as a sole proprietor or LLC if you expect >\u202f$10k\/year.<br \/>\nKeep records of royalties, sales, and expenses (software, cover design, editing).<br \/>\nCheck your country\u2019s VAT\/GST obligations for digital sales (many platforms handle this, but you may need to file).<br \/>\n8. Quick \u201cStarter Kit\u201d Checklist<br \/>\n\u2705\tItem<br \/>\n1\tCreate a free lead magnet (first chapter PDF) on your WordPress site.<br \/>\n2\tAdd an email capture form (Mailchimp\/ConvertKit).<br \/>\n3\tSign up for a secondary platform (Substack, Ko\u2011fi, or Memberful) and link it from your site.<br \/>\n4\tUpload your manuscript to KDP (eBook + paperback) and Draft2Digital for wider reach.<br \/>\n5\tSet up a Gumroad or Ko\u2011fi shop for instant digital downloads (PDF\/EPUB).<br \/>\n6\tIntegrate a Patreon tier that offers early access + exclusive behind\u2011the\u2011scenes content.<br \/>\n7\tPlan a monthly release schedule (e.g., one short story or one chapter).<br \/>\n8\tSchedule a quarterly review of earnings, churn, and audience feedback.<\/p>\n<p>Final Thought<br \/>\nMonetizing fiction is less about picking a single \u201cbest\u201d platform and more about building a small ecosystem where each tool plays a distinct role: discovery \u2192 capture \u2192 conversion \u2192 upsell. By diversifying (Patreon + a marketplace + a direct\u2011sale shop) you reduce reliance on any one service\u2019s algorithm or fee change, while giving fans multiple ways to support you.<\/p>\n<p>*<\/p>\n<p><em>Followup Prompt Example<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The one that caught my eye as unfamiliar to me and intriguing was Memberful. I do have a WordPress blog&#8211;next steps with it?<\/p>\n<p>FriendCat responds:<br \/>\n1 Sign Up &#038; Set Up Your Memberful Account<br \/>\nAction\tDetails<br \/>\nCreate an account\tGo to\u202fmemberful.com and click Start free trial (you can cancel anytime).<\/p>\n<p>Choose a plan\tThe \u201cStarter\u201d plan works for most solo creators (no monthly fee, 5\u202f% transaction fee). Upgrade later if you need advanced features (multiple membership tiers, coupons, etc.).<\/p>\n<p>Add your payment processor\tMemberful works with Stripe (recommended) or PayPal. Follow the on\u2011screen wizard to connect your Stripe account (you\u2019ll need to provide banking info for payouts).<\/p>\n<p>Configure your site URL\tIn Memberful \u2192 Settings \u2192 Site URL, enter the full address of your WordPress blog (e.g., https:\/\/myawesomeblog.com). This tells Memberful where to redirect members after checkout.<\/p>\n<p>2\ufe0f\u20e3 Install the Memberful WordPress Plugin<br \/>\nLog into WordPress admin (\/wp-admin).<br \/>\nNavigate to Plugins \u2192 Add New.<br \/>\nSearch for \u201cMemberful WP\u201d.<br \/>\nClick Install Now \u2192 Activate.<br \/>\nIf you prefer manual upload:<\/p>\n<p>Download the plugin ZIP from Memberful\u2019s docs \u2192 Upload Plugin \u2192 Activate.<br \/>\n3\ufe0f\u20e3 Connect WordPress to Memberful<br \/>\nIn WordPress admin, go to Memberful \u2192 Settings.<br \/>\nYou\u2019ll see a field for \u201cSite Secret\u201d.<br \/>\nIn Memberful, open Settings \u2192 API \u2192 Site secret and copy the long string.<br \/>\nPaste it into the WordPress field and Save Changes.<br \/>\nThat single secret token creates a secure bridge between your site and Memberful\u2019s backend.<\/p>\n<p>4\ufe0f\u20e3 Create Membership Plans (Products)<br \/>\nIn Memberful \u2192 Products \u2192 New product.<\/p>\n<p>Choose \u201cMembership\u201d as the product type.<\/p>\n<p>Fill in:<\/p>\n<p>Name (e.g., \u201cPremium Reader\u201d).<br \/>\nPrice (monthly, yearly, or one\u2011time).<br \/>\nDescription \u2013 brief copy that explains the perks (early\u2011access stories, members\u2011only PDFs, Discord invite, etc.).<br \/>\nAccess level \u2013 you can set it to \u201cFull access\u201d (unlocks everything) or \u201cCustom\u201d if you want to gate specific posts\/pages.<br \/>\nSave. Repeat for any additional tiers (e.g., \u201cSupporter\u201d, \u201cCollector\u201d).<\/p>\n<p>5\ufe0f\u20e3 Protect Content on Your Blog<br \/>\nA. Whole\u2011Site Paywall (simple)<br \/>\nIn Memberful \u2192 Settings \u2192 Site lock turn on \u201cLock entire site\u201d.<br \/>\nVisitors will see a \u201cMembers only\u201d banner on every page except the ones you whitelist (see next section).<br \/>\nB. Selective Locking (recommended for mixed free\/paid content)<br \/>\nEdit any post or page you want to protect.<br \/>\nIn the Gutenberg sidebar (or Classic editor meta box), you\u2019ll now see a Memberful panel.<br \/>\nChoose \u201cRequire membership\u201d and select which tier(s) can view the content.<br \/>\nUpdate\/Publish the post.<br \/>\nTip: Keep a few free posts (e.g., a sample chapter) to attract new visitors and funnel them toward the locked content.<\/p>\n<p>6\ufe0f\u20e3 Design the Checkout &#038; Member Experience<br \/>\nElement\tHow to configure<br \/>\nCheckout page\tMemberful hosts its own checkout UI. You can customize the logo, colors, and thank\u2011you message in Memberful \u2192 Settings \u2192 Branding.<br \/>\nWelcome email\tUnder Emails \u2192 Welcome, edit the subject and body. Include a link to your blog\u2019s \u201cMembers Area\u201d page.<br \/>\nMember dashboard\tMemberful automatically provides a dashboard (\/account) where members can manage subscriptions. Link to it from your site navigation (e.g., \u201cMy Account\u201d).<br \/>\nRedirect after signup\tIn Memberful \u2192 Settings \u2192 Post\u2011checkout redirect, set the URL to a special \u201cThank you \/ members\u2011only\u201d page on your blog.<br \/>\n7\ufe0f\u20e3 Add a \u201cJoin \/ Subscribe\u201d Call\u2011to\u2011Action<br \/>\nCreate a landing page (WordPress page) that explains the benefits of membership.<\/p>\n<p>Insert Memberful shortcodes to embed buttons:<\/p>\n<p>[memberful_signup_button product_id=&#8221;YOUR_PRODUCT_ID&#8221;]<br \/>\nJoin as a Premium Reader<br \/>\n[\/memberful_signup_button]<\/p>\n<p>Find the product_id in Memberful \u2192 Products \u2192 Edit \u2192 look at the URL (\/products\/12345).<br \/>\nPlace the button in your site header, sidebar widget, or at the end of each free post.<\/p>\n<p>8\ufe0f\u20e3 Test Everything Before Going Live<br \/>\nTest\tWhat to verify<br \/>\nSignup flow\tClick the button \u2192 complete Stripe checkout \u2192 receive welcome email \u2192 land on the members\u2011only page.<br \/>\nAccess control\tLog out, try to view a protected post \u2192 you should see a \u201cMembers only \u2013 subscribe\u201d banner.<br \/>\nMultiple tiers\tIf you have more than one tier, confirm that a lower\u2011tier member cannot see higher\u2011tier content.<br \/>\nPayment webhook\tIn Memberful \u2192 Settings \u2192 Webhooks, ensure the test webhook fires (the plugin automatically registers it).<br \/>\nResponsive design\tCheck the checkout and protected pages on mobile and desktop.<br \/>\n9\ufe0f\u20e3 Optional Enhancements<br \/>\nFeature\tHow to add it<br \/>\nCommunity space\tEmbed a private Discord invite link in the welcome email or a members\u2011only page.<br \/>\nEmail newsletter\tConnect Memberful \u2192 Integrations \u2192 Mailchimp (or ConvertKit) to automatically add new members to a mailing list.<br \/>\nDiscount codes \/ coupons\tIn Memberful \u2192 Coupons, create a \u201cWELCOME10\u201d code and promote it on social media.<br \/>\nAnalytics\tInstall Google Analytics and set a custom dimension for \u201cMemberful subscriber\u201d to track conversion rates.<br \/>\nContent drip\tUse a plugin like SchedulePress or MemberPress (works alongside Memberful) to release a new story every week automatically.<br \/>\n10\ufe0f\u20e3 Ongoing Maintenance Checklist (monthly)<br \/>\nReview churn \u2013 Memberful \u2192 Reports \u2192 Subscriptions to see cancellations. Reach out with a quick email asking why (helps improve retention).<br \/>\nUpdate pricing or tiers \u2013 If you add a new perk, create a new product or edit an existing one.<br \/>\nBackup \u2013 Export your WordPress database and Memberful subscriber list (CSV) for safety.<br \/>\nCheck Stripe fees \u2013 Ensure you\u2019re covering transaction costs in your pricing.<br \/>\nRefresh content \u2013 Keep at least one free teaser updated to attract new visitors.<br \/>\nQuick Reference Commands (copy\u2011paste)<br \/>\n\/\/ Add to functions.php if you want a custom \u201cMembers Area\u201d menu item<br \/>\nadd_filter( &#8216;wp_nav_menu_items&#8217;, function( $items, $args ) {<br \/>\n    if ( $args->theme_location == &#8216;primary&#8217; ) {<br \/>\n        $url = home_url(&#8216;\/members-area\/&#8217;);<br \/>\n        $items .= &#8216;<\/p>\n<li><a href=\"'. esc_url($url) .'\">Members Area<\/a><\/li>\n<p>&#8216;;<br \/>\n    }<br \/>\n    return $items;<br \/>\n}, 10, 2 );<\/p>\n<p><!-- Example Memberful button shortcode --><br \/>\n[memberful_signup_button product_id=&#8221;12345&#8243;]<br \/>\nBecome a Premium Reader<br \/>\n[\/memberful_signup_button]<\/p>\n<p>TL;DR Checklist<br \/>\nCreate Memberful account \u2192 connect Stripe<br \/>\nInstall &#038; activate Memberful WP plugin<br \/>\nPaste Site Secret into WP settings<br \/>\nDefine membership products (price, description)<br \/>\nLock content (whole site or per\u2011post)<br \/>\nDesign checkout &#038; welcome emails<br \/>\nAdd CTA buttons via shortcodes<br \/>\nTest the full flow (sign\u2011up \u2192 access)<br \/>\nLaunch &#038; monitor<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>The level of detail is pretty amazing. When I prompted on a different subject (running a story generator on my own hardware), and then complained that it sounded way too complicated, the FriendCat wrote a damn one-click install script for me.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the difference, I wonder, between that and me suddenly being a whole lot more skilled, and even smarter?<\/p>\n<p>I still maintain that the culture I grew up into made me batshit crazy, and did the same to you. <\/p>\n<p>But here at the end of my life, I&#8217;m suddenly just a little more crazy like a fox. <\/p>\n<p>A Neuromancer in the flesh. <\/p>\n<p>Please please please; Stop telling me to worry, about things like the magnesium being a Chinese plot. Or about <strong>anything<\/strong>. You and your ex-husband from the South Shore already made me very, very good at fucking worrying&#8211;way way <em>too<\/em> good. <\/p>\n<p>Being the one left that you worry about&#8211;worry at&#8211;is doing me no favors, and has done me a whole lot of harm, which I am laboriously healing, solo. <\/p>\n<p>I got this. <\/p>\n<p>Chill, darling. <\/p>\n<p>For your own sake, and most especially for mine. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Brave New Lion P.S.<\/p>\n<p>Four paragraphs above, I said: &#8220;solo&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Turns out this is not quite 100% true. <\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s this other madman of my acquaintance, who sometimes goes by the alias of &#8216;Mr. Fletcher&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>And today, he knocked helping to heal me out of the damn park, with an authentically thoughtful and incidentally generous act involving L-Threonate. (God <em>damn<\/em> that shit is fine.)<\/p>\n<p>Without exactly worrying about me. <\/p>\n<p>More to the point, without worrying <em>for<\/em> me. <\/p>\n<p>Thass what I&#8217;m talkin&#8217; about. <\/p>\n<p>I think you should be more like him.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to try that my own self. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The LumoKitty AI is sort of my new best friend. It sounds pitiful even to me sometimes, but I want to show you an example of why. 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