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<\/p>\nSeen here through glass he speckled himself … <\/p>\n
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… because even though he’s spayed, he still sprays. (Let us spray.)<\/p>\n
His name is pronounced exactly the same as RNG, or Random Number Generator, a terminology which has evolved, in gamerspeak, into<\/p>\n
RNGeezus\/christ<\/strong><\/p>\n An entity embodying the divine aspect of blind chance, or as some would have it: “Luck”, and as luck would have it<\/p>\n He was born His wife’s name’s old Betty Lou Thelma Lynn (chorus) Seen here through glass he speckled himself … … because even though he’s spayed, he still sprays. (Let us spray.) His name is pronounced exactly the same as RNG, or Random Number Generator, a terminology which has evolved, in gamerspeak, into RNGeezus\/christ An entity embodying the divine aspect of blind chance, or as some would […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7929"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7931,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7929\/revisions\/7931"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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\nOklahoma<\/p>\n
\nHe’s noott responsible for what he’s doin’
\nHis mottthhher made him, what he is<\/p>\n
\nAnd it’s up against the wall
\nredneckMother <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"