{"id":7848,"date":"2025-02-21T08:27:31","date_gmt":"2025-02-21T15:27:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=7848"},"modified":"2025-02-21T18:02:32","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T01:02:32","slug":"buttahkeepah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2025\/02\/21\/buttahkeepah\/","title":{"rendered":"Buttahkeepah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1012\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-7849\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper.png 1000w, https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper-296x300.png 296w, https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper-768x777.png 768w, https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper-600x607.png 600w, https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper-100x100.png 100w, https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper-24x24.png 24w, https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper-48x48.png 48w, https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/02\/butterkeeper-96x96.png 96w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Eleven dollars is a substantial splurge, right now.<\/p>\n<p>Was it worth it?<\/p>\n<p>We know the answer already, and it&#8217;s a no. <\/p>\n<p>More stuff <\/p>\n<p>no matter how beautifully artisanal <\/p>\n<p>is the wrong direction entirely <\/p>\n<p>at every turn. <\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p><em>Still doing it wrong. Occasionally, hurting myself, and having to re-heal. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>So the bitter whimpering, yes, I foolishly let it knock me totally on my ass for a day. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m clawing my way back to the surface in my crabwise fashion.  <\/p>\n<p>By morning it may dawn. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eleven dollars is a substantial splurge, right now. Was it worth it? We know the answer already, and it&#8217;s a no. More stuff no matter how beautifully artisanal is the wrong direction entirely at every turn. *** Still doing it wrong. Occasionally, hurting myself, and having to re-heal. So the bitter whimpering, yes, I foolishly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7848","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7848"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7853,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7848\/revisions\/7853"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}