{"id":6322,"date":"2024-07-04T14:06:39","date_gmt":"2024-07-04T21:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=6322"},"modified":"2024-07-04T14:23:58","modified_gmt":"2024-07-04T21:23:58","slug":"turn-into-butter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2024\/07\/04\/turn-into-butter\/","title":{"rendered":"Turn Into Butter"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m declining the opportunity to shit all over the patriotic text thread. <\/p>\n

Congratulate me<\/a>. <\/p>\n

But praise Yah, I do have this space<\/strong> all to myself (in ironically more than one way, heh), and so …<\/p>\n

Re: “Everyone’s<\/em> in the Spirit!”
\nand
\nRe: “This deserves to be ‘passed on'”<\/p>\n

My only possible response is to quote back what a lady named Buffy already said long ago<\/a>. <\/p>\n

I prefer her take with all my heart to that of any Major, any CDR, any bad bad orange utan.<\/p>\n

“It’s about individual responsibility
\nFor this world we’re livin’ in”<\/p>\n

Yes my dear. Yes it is. <\/p>\n

breathe vair, and skateaway<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m declining the opportunity to shit all over the patriotic text thread. Congratulate me. But praise Yah, I do have this space all to myself (in ironically more than one way, heh), and so … Re: “Everyone’s in the Spirit!” and Re: “This deserves to be ‘passed on’” My only possible response is to quote […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6322"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6325,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6322\/revisions\/6325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}