{"id":4897,"date":"2023-07-12T09:19:50","date_gmt":"2023-07-12T16:19:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=4897"},"modified":"2023-07-12T09:19:50","modified_gmt":"2023-07-12T16:19:50","slug":"fresh-cluster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2023\/07\/12\/fresh-cluster\/","title":{"rendered":"Fresh Cluster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The hero, over there in the Ukraine, he always needs more, and this time it&#8217;s artillery shells. Critical shortage. <\/p>\n<p>Old Joe threw up his hands. <\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re out of those, he said. We gave you all the ancient stock. We gave the MIC billions to make more. But it&#8217;s gonna be slow, because we don&#8217;t really manufacture much any more. <\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, what we do have is these cluster bombs. Take them, with our blessing. Go, team.<\/p>\n<p>Cluster munitions have been banned by half the countries in the world. But not this half. <\/p>\n<p>The Cambodian Prime Minister, over in the other half, objected. <\/p>\n<p>He said he still has people dying all the time from previously unexploded cluster bomblets from a whole lifetime ago, when the good guys were fighting a different illegal and immoral war against, uh, &#8216;communism&#8217;. <\/p>\n<p>Old Joe shrugged. <\/p>\n<p>They do this with your money.<\/p>\n<p>They do this in your name. <\/p>\n<p>They do it to Cambodian kids and they do it to the wrong kind of Ukrainian kids now. <\/p>\n<p>Eggs cost you ten bucks now. <\/p>\n<p>Yes, these two things are very much related. <\/p>\n<p>All of it sucks. <\/p>\n<p>Sanity is a Christmas bonus granted to good slaves. <\/p>\n<p>May your day be &#8230; nice. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hero, over there in the Ukraine, he always needs more, and this time it&#8217;s artillery shells. Critical shortage. Old Joe threw up his hands. We&#8217;re out of those, he said. We gave you all the ancient stock. We gave the MIC billions to make more. But it&#8217;s gonna be slow, because we don&#8217;t really [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4897"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4898,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4897\/revisions\/4898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}