{"id":3210,"date":"2022-04-12T18:09:52","date_gmt":"2022-04-13T01:09:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=3210"},"modified":"2022-04-13T14:54:45","modified_gmt":"2022-04-13T21:54:45","slug":"the-reasons-that-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2022\/04\/12\/the-reasons-that-be\/","title":{"rendered":"The Reasons That Be"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a long slow night called back toward winter cold, though the longer trends run in a summer direction. <\/p>\n<p>You may remember that the cargo trailer has been at Kevin&#8217;s shop almost since the day I brought it back to SandRock.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been &#8216;done&#8217; there for going on two weeks, but around that time, instead of picking it up, I dropped the truck off next to it, because she needed a new alternator, a couple of bulbs, and to be properly connected to the trailer&#8217;s electrical systems. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday the nice office manager lady called. It&#8217;s done! But oh &#8230; did you want a trailer brake Controller installed in the cab of the truck?<\/p>\n<p>I said, well, I don&#8217;t understand why I&#8217;d need one &#8230; the trailer brakes are ready to go &#8230; right?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay!,&#8221; she chirped, &#8220;see you in a bit then&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>I went up and Kevin was busy with a new customer. Young-Lady came out first. She said, here&#8217;s your paperwork&#8211;you owe us $676 and we&#8217;re all good. <\/p>\n<p>I said: No. <\/p>\n<p>The $676 was for rigging the shore power system for the trailer. So I owe you more than that. An alternator alone is going to be upwards of a couple hundred.<\/p>\n<p>Um &#8230; oh &#8230; <\/p>\n<p>And also, I said. What&#8217;s this question about a brake controller? Theoretically, why would I want one?<\/p>\n<p>She had no more idea than I did, and decided that we should ask Grumpy Old Jeff. Grumpy Old Jeff said, you&#8217;d want one because you already gave us $1200 for completely new trailer brakes, and if you want those brakes to actually do anything, like, stop the trailer, you&#8217;re gonna need a controller for that to happen. <\/p>\n<p>I think about there I did that nose-pinching thing. <\/p>\n<p>In the end I was there for about half an hour, and it was almost a completely wasted trip. I say almost because I did get to talk to the shop guy who actually worked on the truck, and without any prompting at all, he gave me a very complete idea about what happened with every little single thing I had asked about when I dropped it off, right down to a throwaway question about what that little pigtail connector under the rear driver&#8217;s side seat did. <\/p>\n<p>(He smiled and just said, The answer to your question is, it doesn&#8217;t do anything.<br \/>\n[But just now in telling the story, I had a thought. I&#8217;ll damn sure betcha that it WILL be the perfect place to connect up, say, a brake controller &#8230; ?] Sometimes all you can do is laugh.)<\/p>\n<p>Long story short, I&#8217;m back on hold for a week or two, and until then I have been reassured completely that I live in the molasses utopia we know as the modern USA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a long slow night called back toward winter cold, though the longer trends run in a summer direction. You may remember that the cargo trailer has been at Kevin&#8217;s shop almost since the day I brought it back to SandRock. It&#8217;s been &#8216;done&#8217; there for going on two weeks, but around that time, instead [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3210"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3215,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3210\/revisions\/3215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}