{"id":2776,"date":"2021-12-21T22:19:23","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T05:19:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=2776"},"modified":"2021-12-21T22:19:23","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T05:19:23","slug":"solsday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2021\/12\/21\/solsday\/","title":{"rendered":"Solsday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got the truck back on the exact right day, for better and for worse.<\/p>\n<p>For worse, I got nothing out of the truly witless and half-ass &#8220;inspection&#8221; except a battery, a high-beam bulb, a bill for five hundred bucks, and a visible reluctance on their part to further care about an old truck at any price. A follow-up talk-only visit to the Dealership was almost as bad, except it was free, and one earthy old bitch in Service (she used the word on herself, in a public cackle, so I&#8217;m blameless) mentioned the U-Pick-It on my way out the door.<\/p>\n<p>The U-Pick-It turns out to be a massive junkyard out toward Winona on the edge of the rez.<\/p>\n<p>And I believe the E.O.B. had a really good point about that being the very best way of all to obtain parts for making the truck a little happier both cosmetically and maybe eventually mechanically too.<\/p>\n<p>For better, I got the truck back. On the solstice. It&#8217;s all mine, it technically and marginally has a clean healthy slate, and I&#8217;m going to run it 240 miles down to the promised land for the holiday the christians prefer.<\/p>\n<p>My head&#8217;s clear too. I&#8217;ve been fussing over whether this is the forever truck, or a flipper, and the clear solstice answer is: It don&#8217;t matter, Jack. The mission is clear. One way and\/or another, get a bed in the bed soon, for something south of five grand and over a period measured in weeks not months.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1YHbqgUfXfc\">Go forth and do the movies<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Because, you know, they got some money out there and they&#8217;re giving it away.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna do what I want and I&#8217;m gonna get paid.<\/p>\n<p>I know karate; voodoo too.<br \/>\n<em>I&#8217;m gonna make myself available to you<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I got some dragstrip courage<br \/>\nI can really <strong>drive a bed<\/strong><br \/>\nI&#8217;m gonna change my name<br \/>\nTo Hannibal or maybe just<br \/>\nAlex<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got the truck back on the exact right day, for better and for worse. For worse, I got nothing out of the truly witless and half-ass &#8220;inspection&#8221; except a battery, a high-beam bulb, a bill for five hundred bucks, and a visible reluctance on their part to further care about an old truck at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2776"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2777,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2776\/revisions\/2777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}