The dogs were unmannered; the heat didn’t work too well, but shit waited until Friday to really hit the fan.<\/p>\n
The same day the kid went berserk, I froze my hands at Bridalveil Falls. They chapped and broke and I’m wearing the scars all over my body still. I think it’s called chilblains. Maybe it’s shingles. We called it the Klingon disease because I had a line of bumps down the center of my forehead.<\/p>\n
Half Klingon half Vulcan, in the navigator’s seat while Sister Law drove, we found a corporate coffee franchise and then drove through downtown Park. That was the best of it. The Blue Iguana Mexican restaurant in SL,UT<\/strong> was good food but also the scene of a criminal posing that everything was fine, when it was the very opposite of fine.<\/p>\n After dinner we went into a huge crowd of the witless for some damn basketball game.<\/p>\n All I have to say about that part is: Never Again.<\/p>\n No more crowds.<\/p>\n Truck bed. Instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The dogs were unmannered; the heat didn’t work too well, but shit waited until Friday to really hit the fan. The same day the kid went berserk, I froze my hands at Bridalveil Falls. They chapped and broke and I’m wearing the scars all over my body still. I think it’s called chilblains. Maybe it’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2728,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions\/2728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}