{"id":2682,"date":"2021-11-15T23:02:06","date_gmt":"2021-11-16T06:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=2682"},"modified":"2021-11-15T23:02:06","modified_gmt":"2021-11-16T06:02:06","slug":"gets-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2021\/11\/15\/gets-real\/","title":{"rendered":"Gets Real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So much so much but here&#8217;s the main thing.<\/p>\n<p>As the mountain sun faded I drove a red pickup for test purposes.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t a stick, or a longbed; it had no cool suicide back doors.<\/p>\n<p>But it was a V8, and oh lord lord, the holy grail, an Fx4. That means enhanced suspension and skid plates, the trim that makes it ideal for rough lonesome roads. It was very clean.<\/p>\n<p>She wanted $7500 in pure cash only. This was a good deal to all appearances, but not a workable deal, especially since she explained that there was just no way she could let it trip off for a day to the mechanic. Red flag for the pretty red pickup.<\/p>\n<p>She says she&#8217;ll let us know if it still is up for sale in the morning. The implication being that one of her other suitors might be carrying around thousands of dollars in a brown paper bag. Maybe.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the thing.<\/p>\n<p>If nothing else, it&#8217;s an investment opportunity.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that if I gave her seven and a half, I could turn around and put it back up on the same site for Nine, and find a buyer at that price easily. The used car and especially truck market&#8211;like the market for rents and mortgages, like the market for fuel and food, is accelerating wildly.<\/p>\n<p>I could be happy enough with this truck myself. I could learn to love it. It sought to charm at first sight and it succeeded pretty well.<\/p>\n<p>Or it might be an entry point into something else altogether. A wheeling kind of dealing.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t explained to you yet why I even want one.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s because I want a bed I can take anywhere, way up the worst roads. A thing called a pop-up camper, mounted to the bed of a pickup, is my current ideal way to get there.<\/p>\n<p>Owning such a rig might be an early qualification, or perq or something, for this Mr. Park Ranger job I have in my head for the other side of winter.<\/p>\n<p>As midnight approaches, I don&#8217;t care whether this truck ends up being the One.<\/p>\n<p>There will be others. I might pay more for them for no reason other than an overabundance of caution. Maybe there will be more miles on the one I end up with, but on the other hand maybe it&#8217;ll offer a manual transmission, too.<\/p>\n<p>The idealized vehicular world teeters and totters.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trusting in some god thing to supervise the transaction, amen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So much so much but here&#8217;s the main thing. As the mountain sun faded I drove a red pickup for test purposes. It wasn&#8217;t a stick, or a longbed; it had no cool suicide back doors. But it was a V8, and oh lord lord, the holy grail, an Fx4. 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