{"id":261,"date":"2019-06-09T22:14:00","date_gmt":"2019-06-10T05:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=261"},"modified":"2019-06-10T20:12:59","modified_gmt":"2019-06-11T03:12:59","slug":"the-saddle-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2019\/06\/09\/the-saddle-again\/","title":{"rendered":"The Saddle Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Out here where a friend is a friend (Whoopi-ty-aye-oh.)<\/p>\n<p>Alright. So let&#8217;s fix this. <\/p>\n<p>There are two cats. <\/p>\n<p>OneTwoThreeFour cat, and UnDeuxTroisQuatre cat. <\/p>\n<p>At some point in their journey they need to cross a river. <\/p>\n<p>One of them makes it and one of them doesn&#8217;t. <\/p>\n<p>Which is which?<\/p>\n<p>Well, OneTwoThreeFour cat makes it, because:<\/p>\n<p>UnDeuxTrois Quatre Cinq. <\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>Now baby. <\/p>\n<p>During the setup of this joke &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>At no point before the very last word, or &#8220;punch line&#8221; as we say &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Can you use the word sank\/cinq.<\/p>\n<p>Otherwise it loses all punch. <\/p>\n<p>I hope this helps, and I say this both ironically and un-ironically. <\/p>\n<p>I love you. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Out here where a friend is a friend (Whoopi-ty-aye-oh.) Alright. So let&#8217;s fix this. There are two cats. OneTwoThreeFour cat, and UnDeuxTroisQuatre cat. At some point in their journey they need to cross a river. One of them makes it and one of them doesn&#8217;t. Which is which? Well, OneTwoThreeFour cat makes it, because: UnDeuxTrois [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":262,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/261\/revisions\/262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}