{"id":2091,"date":"2021-02-02T19:26:14","date_gmt":"2021-02-03T02:26:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=2091"},"modified":"2021-02-02T19:26:14","modified_gmt":"2021-02-03T02:26:14","slug":"not-pig-groundhog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2021\/02\/02\/not-pig-groundhog\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Pig, Groundhog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The forecast joy was exceeded. Sixtyfive degrees and the warmest day since October or so.<\/p>\n<p>However, I did not see my own shadow. It was overcast and even a little humid by local standards.<\/p>\n<p>Soft bliss.<\/p>\n<p>Elsewhere:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=lZoQTov7gy4\">Police Handcuff &#038; Pepper-Spray 9-Year-Old Girl<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=XPbnt9xg9eI\">Woman, Girls Held At Gunpoint By Aurora Police File First Lawsuit<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1BX3VyzWshg\">Arizona police held family with children at gunpoint!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>In an improbable coincidence, all of the dangerous children in these situations were black, and the cops white.<\/p>\n<p>I miss the actual proper javelina from down south. I sure don&#8217;t miss going through checkpoints though. <\/p>\n<p>In the warm evening tonight I saw my first bug of the season out on the driveway. No real idea what it was, but it did have back legs that were bent cricket-style. So maybe one of those at some unfamiliar early life stage.<\/p>\n<p>I think it had some smelly defense though, because of the way the orange barn cat backed away from it.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s plenty of drama for one day, by my standards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The forecast joy was exceeded. Sixtyfive degrees and the warmest day since October or so. However, I did not see my own shadow. It was overcast and even a little humid by local standards. Soft bliss. Elsewhere: Police Handcuff &#038; Pepper-Spray 9-Year-Old Girl Woman, Girls Held At Gunpoint By Aurora Police File First Lawsuit Arizona [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2092,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2091\/revisions\/2092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}