{"id":1149,"date":"2020-04-08T02:06:03","date_gmt":"2020-04-08T09:06:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/?p=1149"},"modified":"2020-04-08T02:06:03","modified_gmt":"2020-04-08T09:06:03","slug":"jesus-the-missing-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/2020\/04\/08\/jesus-the-missing-years\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus the Missing Years"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But when he got (back to Nazareth) the cupboard was bare<br \/>\nExcept for an old black man with a fishing rod<br \/>\nHe said &quot;Whatcha gonna be when you grow up?&quot;<br \/>\nJesus said &quot;God&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into?<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood<br \/>\nThey&#8217;re gonna kill me Mama. They don&#8217;t like me Bud.<br \/>\nSo Jesus went to Heaven and he went there awful quick<\/p>\n<p>All them people killed him and he wasn&#8217;t even sick<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=B94xfLAxW44\" title=\"John Prine\">John Prine<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/2020\/04\/07\/750894794\/john-prine-obituary\" title=\"Hero Of &#039;New&#039; Nashville, Dies After Developing COVID-19 Symptoms\">Hero Of &#8216;New&#8217; Nashville, Dies After Developing COVID-19 Symptoms<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But when he got (back to Nazareth) the cupboard was bare Except for an old black man with a fishing rod He said &quot;Whatcha gonna be when you grow up?&quot; Jesus said &quot;God&quot; Oh my God, what have I gotten myself into? I&#8217;m a human corkscrew and all my wine is blood They&#8217;re gonna kill [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1150,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1149\/revisions\/1150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vairtere.com\/spill\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}